If women come a dime a dozen, I aint got a penny
Some guys are gettin way too much, some guys dont get any
But if I had a nickel for every time Id had enough
Id still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin to fall in love

I fell in love with Linda she didnt love me back
I went crazy over Chrissy, she went crazy over Jack
Maria down in Mexico, my Spanish Mona Lisa
Tried to fly her back to Texas but she did not have a visa

If women come a dime a dozen, I aint got a penny
Some guys are gettin way too much, some guys dont get any
But if I had a nickel for every time Id had enough
Id still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin to fall in love

Bought Renee a dozen roses, all she did was make me beg
Displayed my love for Donna with a tattoo on my leg
Theres a tree where me and Carla carved our names with a pocket knife
But like our love it burned down with a lightning strike

If women come a dime a dozen, I aint got a penny
Some guys are gettin way too much, some guys dont get any
But if I had a nickel for every time Id had enough
Id still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin to fall in love

Why does everybody say theres lots of fish out in the sea?
When Im swimming after women theyre all laid up on the beach

If women come a dime a dozen, I aint got a penny
Some guys are gettin way too much, some guys dont get any
But if I had a nickel for every time Id had enough
Id still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin to fall in love
Yeah busted and heartbroken still be tryin to fall in love